马苋菜 发表于 2025-5-9 13:19

婆媳日常之三

<!----><style type="text/css">html{font-size:375%}</style><link href="https://pic.app.ytbbs.com/static/publish/css/style.css?v=20240712" rel="stylesheet" position="1" data-qf-origin="/static/publish/css/style.css?v=20240712"><!--    付费贴-->    <div class="preview_article ">            <!---->    <p>吃过饭,在厨房转转悠悠的收拾着。儿媳吃着餐后水果,跟腚上。不时被我推过来,划拉过去。&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&ldquo;拜托,你能不能不在这碍事?&nbsp; &nbsp;&rdquo;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &ldquo;陪着你,咋不知道领情呢&nbsp; &nbsp;&rdquo;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &ldquo;领情,领情了。出去陪俺孙女吧,昂&rdquo;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &ldquo;妈,告诉你个秘密。&rdquo;眯缝着眼,神秘兮兮的。&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &ldquo;是秘密,就好好保密。别告诉我&rdquo;据我判断,不会是什么正经营事。&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;说完,洗手,擦手,解开围裙,一挂。离开厨房,让她留在那尴尬会。&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;照过去,她会没皮没脸的跟出来,但,今天没有。我丢个蓝莓嘴里,用余光看到,她若有所思的看向窗外。嗯?孤,不淡定了。&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&ldquo;吃不吃蓝莓了?不吃我全吃了昂&rdquo;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&ldquo;吃!吃!吃!&rdquo;嬉皮笑脸,屁颠坐过来了。丫的,看来没事。孤,想多了。&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;陪着吃一会吧。&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &hellip;&hellip;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &ldquo;不吃了&rdquo;我先起身,搬开餐椅要离开。&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &ldquo;啊呀&rdquo;儿媳突然用双手护着肚子,说:&ldquo;别碰俺的肚子&rdquo;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 我,突然感觉头大。&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &ldquo;肚子怎么了?&rdquo;硬着头皮问。&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 正在玩的小孙女也楞楞的看着。&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &ldquo;肚子里有个小宝宝贝。&rdquo;待人恨的样子笑看着我。&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &ldquo;我的天啊&rdquo;我大叫,跺着脚,抱着头,转着圈&ldquo;让不让活了?让不让活了?俺都累死了,一天天的,刚看到点头,又&hellip;&hellip;,累死俺算了&hellip;&hellip;啊&rdquo;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &ldquo;没有!没有!你看,没有!&rdquo;只见儿媳抡起两个拳头不停的拍打自己的肚子,笑弯腰,说:没有,没有,逗你的。小孙女看着她妈妈笑,也傻笑着抱着她妈的肚子。&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 看来是没有,松口气。&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 嘴里又嘟囔一些带孩子累,想早些有自己的生活。她符合说,知道知道,理解理解。&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &hellip;&hellip;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;这事过去几天了,可心里却总是七上八下的。&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 今天,此刻突然敞亮了,一切顺其自然!</p>    <!----></div>            

缘来是惜 发表于 2025-5-9 13:24

这妈,增丁添口人丁兴旺德还嫌累

风扬 发表于 2025-5-9 13:46

八成是真的了

牛家卧 发表于 2025-5-9 13:52

明月11 发表于 2025-5-9 13:55

该说啥说啥真不糙。俺都直接不用俺婆婆看不到万不得已的时候尽量不用,怕累坏了,我还得多伺候一个

ytldl 发表于 2025-5-9 15:29

试探一下,一般是真的

牛家卧 发表于 2025-5-9 16:05

马苋菜这个小老婆(pō,注意声调想方言别乱想哈)真不错,点赞

encourage2009 发表于 2025-5-9 16:39

哈哈,先试探试探

一个普通人 发表于 2025-5-9 16:53

婆媳关系很好啊

Mango0909 发表于 2025-5-9 16:53

二胎让亲家来带

马苋菜 发表于 2025-5-9 19:31

Mango0909 发表于 2025-5-9 16:53
二胎让亲家来带

亲家身体不行啊

马苋菜 发表于 2025-5-9 19:32

一个普通人 发表于 2025-5-9 16:53
婆媳关系很好啊

嗯呐,不生气。就是累点

马苋菜 发表于 2025-5-9 19:34

明月11 发表于 2025-5-9 13:55
该说啥说啥真不糙。俺都直接不用俺婆婆看不到万不得已的时候尽量不用,怕累坏了,我还得 ...

聪明!想的长远,算大帐。

行云何处去 发表于 2025-5-9 19:35

马苋菜 发表于 2025-5-9 19:37

风扬 发表于 2025-5-9 13:46
八成是真的了

开始我也觉着是,现在感觉试探成分多一些

马苋菜 发表于 2025-5-9 19:39

缘来是惜 发表于 2025-5-9 13:24
这妈,增丁添口人丁兴旺德还嫌累

太累了,老了,身体吃不消

ytkfd 发表于 2025-5-9 19:42

要响应国家号召

马苋菜 发表于 2025-5-9 19:46

encourage2009 发表于 2025-5-9 16:39
哈哈,先试探试探

应该是

马苋菜 发表于 2025-5-9 19:49

ytkfd 发表于 2025-5-9 19:42
要响应国家号召

很想响应国家号召

马苋菜 发表于 2025-5-9 19:50

ytldl 发表于 2025-5-9 15:29
试探一下,一般是真的

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